Anurag Jain's Blog
Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Two funnies.

#1 From here:

"Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants."

#2 From here:

"Re:EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT THE FILE
Hello helpful person!
Could you please email 2 copies to me - one is for my cousin. "

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